DISCLAIMER: This is for the fans who sit on the couch forever frustrated by their own physical limitations and say "I could have hit that shot" after someone misses a contested 35 foot three-pointer. This is for everyone who complains about boneheaded turnovers and air balls and irrationally hates players who don't pass the eye test. We are not completely delusional. We know they're ACTUALLY better than us, but...
1. Kendrick Perkins
2. Landry Fields
4. Luke Walton
5. Jared Jefferies
6. Kwame Brown
7. Steve Novak
8. Miles Plumlee
9. Luis Scola
10. Josh McRoberts
11. Derek Fisher
12. Matt Bonner
13. Nick Calathes
14. J.J. Reddick
15. Jeremy Lin
16. Greivis Vasquez
17. Wesley Johnson
18. Mike Dunleavy Jr.
19. Chris Duhon
Why you're better than him: According to YouTube, this is the highlight of Chris Duhon's career. Duhon's travel dance is so popular that he was asked to re-enact it on a television show. That time you hit that shot that time at that place trumps his entire career.
20. Boris Diaw
21. JaVale McGee
View this video on YouTube
Why you're better than him: There is no way he even knows the rules. (Seriously, watch the entire video.)