America's greatest achievement — Costco — has given the world a lot...
From barrels of Jack Daniels...
To decade-long supplies of condoms...
And enough pie to feed Rhode Island.
But there's one thing that trumps all the beautiful gifts it has blessed our world with...
...a symbol of hope, happiness, and limitless possibility.
THIS GIGANTIC FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!!
Yes, that's right, Costco sells a 93-inch stuffed bear.
That's almost 8 FEET TALL!!!
It's so big you need a forklift to move it!
It symbolizes true love...
Get me a Costco Stuffed Bear so I know it's real.
Someone please buy me a giant costco bear and I'll love you forever 💞💖🐻
And romance...
seven foot costco bear and chill ?
It could solve all your problems.
I think if I got a big giant bear from costco all my life problems would go away 😂🐻💕
Basically it's exactly what people need in their lives right now...
I just really want a giant stuffed teddy bear from Costco
If I could have any 3 things right now: a gallon of cookie dough, a gallon of milk, and a 93 inch stuffed bear from Costco. #dreams
But I'd also settle for the Costco bear or a life-size cut out of Drake. 😂
It's your navigator for road trips...
Your wacky BFF...
Your snuggle buddy...
Your babysitter...
Or just a pal to watch TV with.
It gives you life, no matter how big...
Biggest bear ever! #bear #bearlove #costco #socal #california #baja #tijuana #teddybear #teddy #ted #hug
Or small you are!
I want a giant Costco teddy bear so freaking bad.
It's basically the most adorable thing that has ever existed on planet Earth, and everyone needs to know about it.
