1.
This bird who decided its owner was spending too much time on the computer:
2.
This goose who likes to fight:
3.
This pelican who is trying to eat the family pet:
4.
This dickhead peacock who is taking up a parking spot:
5.
This inconsiderate bastard:
6.
This freeloader who certainly didn't earn that ice cream:
7.
This goose who traumatized this kid for life:
8.
This bird who is going to put this dog in therapy:
11.
This menace to society:
14.
This absolute terror:
15.
These vengeful jerks:
16.
This giver of zero fucks:
17.
And this sniper who shit directly into this Manchester United player's mouth: