8. Big dogs drive Jeep Wranglers with the TOP DOWN! Little dogs expect YOU to drive!
9. Big dogs are experts at navigating public transportation.
16. And they make sure you stick to that diet by eating all the cookies for you.
23. Even with the smug little dogs who think they’re better than everyone.
26. And they don’t care what “society” thinks a lap dog is supposed to look like!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, BIG DOGS ARE BETTER THAN LITTLE DOGS BECAUSE…
29. Ron Swanson said so.
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