2. Big dogs promise to be there for you in your hour of need.
8. Big dogs drive Jeep Wranglers with the TOP DOWN! Little dogs expect YOU to drive!
9. Big dogs are experts at navigating public transportation.
14. They’re body guards who are always looking out for you…
16. And they make sure you stick to that diet by eating all the cookies for you.
23. Even with the smug little dogs who think they’re better than everyone.
25. Big dogs know how to keep troublemaking cats in their place.
26. And they don’t care what “society” thinks a lap dog is supposed to look like!
27. Big dogs will exhaust themselves with their love for you!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, BIG DOGS ARE BETTER THAN LITTLE DOGS BECAUSE…
29. Ron Swanson said so.
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