1.
When you decided to make THAT mistake again:
2.
When you knew it was a bad idea in the first place:
3.
When you go to the supermarket without a plan and leave with Sprite and ketchup:
4.
When you beat the system, but realize it was a mistake:
5.
When you finally clean out your overstuffed wallet:
6.
When The Man shuts down your supply:
7.
When you're incredibly proud yourself:
8.
When you get necessary supplies for inclement weather:
9.
When you want to watch the game, but you're in the doghouse:
10.
When you go to grab a glass of water the morning after a rough night out and find the remote instead:
11.
When you convince your sibling to do anything:
12.
When your friends got you — and you're completely helpless:
13.
When you make a decision and stubbornly stick to it:
14.
When you have to do shit on a budget:
15.
When your buddy bets you that you can't do the Jean Claude Van Damme kitchen split from Time Cop:
16.
When your "friends" give you a haircut:
17.
When you say the first thing that comes to mind:
18.
When you've got an excuse for everything:
19.
When you need hot sauce accessible at all times:
20.
When you can't resist being an asshole:
21.
And when you feel compelled to draw penises everywhere:
