1. Are you ready for the biggest bar night of the year?
5. Sure, it’s awkward at first, but there’s a cure for that…
6. You can totally fake it for one night.
8. Have a shot…
9. Before you know it, this:
10. Turns into this:
14. Fuck, okay, breathe, and find the closest bartender…
19. Look! You’re even dancing!
24. Your last memory is that misguided round of courage shots.
25. Next thing you know it’s Thanksgiving.
26. You have a crippling hungover, but get to watch football and do this all day.
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire Primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.