1. Are you ready for the biggest bar night of the year?
2. Okay, but are you prepared to have the same conversation with 20 people you haven’t seen in forever?
5. Sure, it’s awkward at first, but there’s a cure for that…
6. You can totally fake it for one night.
Mark Wilson / Getty Images
8. Have a shot…
9. Before you know it, this:
10. Turns into this:
14. Fuck, okay, breathe, and find the closest bartender…
16. Laugh about how lame you were in high school.
19. Look! You’re even dancing!
24. Your last memory is that misguided round of courage shots.
25. Next thing you know it’s Thanksgiving.
26. You have a crippling hungover, but get to watch football and do this all day.
In The News Today