1.
This woman who isn't in a rush to get anywhere:
2.
This cop who doesn't give a crap about your bad luck:
3.
This person who wanted nachos, but didn't want nachos:
4.
This guy who couldn't find his suspenders so he used a bungee cord:
5.
Whoever cut the "slices" of this pizza:
7.
This straight-A student:
8.
This guy who decided to let the professionals handle it:
9.
Whoever dumped this gravel:
10.
This guy who was curious about the suction pressure:
11.
This guy's loving wife:
12.
This kid who would rather not be in class:
13.
This guy who doesn't care about his biceps:
14.
This flawless queen who is totally over birthdays:
15.
This brother who doesn't give a shit what Mom says:
16.
Whatever heathen replaced the paper towel roll like this:
17.
These parents who aren't about to let their kid ruin another vacation:
18.
This UPS delivery man who doesn't take requests:
20.
Whoever put a Yankee Candle in the middle of a birthday cake:
21.
This Irish journalist:
22.
This student who knows weather is simply a state of mind:
