17 Bitching Slammers To Make Your Friends Jealous

You’ll thank us when you overtake the kid with a laser pointer as king of the playground.

1. Some classics from the ultra-exclusive Poison collection.

5. Excited for the upcoming Star Wars prequels? Be the envy of all your friends with these timeless slammers.

9. You got a question. You ask the 8-ball.

11. Michael freakin’ Jordan

15. Houston, we found some awesome Apollo 13 inspired slammers!

17. And if it’s domination you seek, this titanium beauty will surely make your dreams come true.

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