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You never run out of toilet paper
2.
Unlimited access to vintage workout equipment
3.
Your refrigerator goes from drab...
4.
And you're actually encouraged to eat their delicious leftovers
5.
Unlike your old inconsiderate roommate they live for this shit...
Just look how happy he is!
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And there's a zero percent chance of finding them like this...
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They can afford better cable channels
11.
Groceries magically replenish
12.
Two Words: Liquor. Cabinet.
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Plus, your childhood bedroom is a way less depressing place to be hung over
Sure, your love life might take a bit of a hit
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But your toothpaste will last WAY longer
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And at least your roommates are morally obligated to like you
