Does no one else find her look to be underwhelming? Physically, she is not appealing to me at all. But I’m sure she’s very nice. If that helps.

I don’t think pointing it out qualifies as throwing a bitch fit.

I love this column.

There would absolutely be fewer gun-related deaths. That is not a band-aid.

Breast milk is great for babies, of course. Whether or not its weirder to drink milk from a cow breast is completely besides the point: IT IS WEIRD TO MAKE JEWELRY WITH YOUR BREAST MILK. THAT IS NOT WHAT IT’S FOR. Your grand kids don’t want it. Trust.

Ashley S., the moral of the story is that multiple media outlets went a little nuts trying to post updates without being able to confirm them. That’s it.

I know?

They have a food section. Duh.

Is it just me, or is this extremely similar to comics by The Oatmeal on the same subject?

You forgot about going to raves. Obvi.

Hey jenjen01, newsflash: that ten percent? Doesn’t go to god. I don’t think he takes US dollars wherever he hangs out at. That 10% goes to the not-god humans that work at the church and/or the church fund. And whoever YOUR server is, probably deserves at least 20%.

I can’t stand the NRA, but I can’t fault them for this ad. I doubt it was intended to have any relation to the shooting. I can hate them just fine without someone looking for dumb reasons to gripe about them.

Glass toaster so you can see already exists. It’s called a godammed toaster oven.

This is so, so much better: