Great story! I liked it even better when I saw it on December 5th on a Boston based blog that gave credit to the original story! The Secret Underground Theater on Boylston Street
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There is no mention of Fenriz by name anywhere in this article. Therefore, the entire essay is invalid.
I’m a lifelong Red Sox fan and I suppose I should hate Derek Jeter but who cares? It’s the offseason and lots of guys gain weight this time of year. Then they get back into shape after Christmas. Besides, the jokes aren’t even funny. I mean, if you can’t make bacon funny, you have failed miserably.
You got: Gary Johnson, Libertarian Party. Hooray! I was going to vote for him anyhow.
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