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Or going sledding in your backyard.
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Getting snug in your winter warms.
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Chilling by the fireplace.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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And a culture of making out under mistletoe.
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Relatable Christmas movies.
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And appropriately-timed TV episodes.
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Real Christmas trees.
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Decent local Christmas carols.
And worst of all, we're stuck with views like this.