Anyone who was alive in the '70s or '80s remembers those Calgon commercials where an overwhelmed woman shouted, "Calgon, Take Me Away!"
We made a lot of "Calgon, Take Me Away!" jokes back in the day, but most of us retired them in the quarter century since the commercials were on the air.
HOWEVER, a few proud heroes have forged on, defiantly refusing to allow "Calgon, Take Me Away!" to go the way of "Where's the Beef?"
And so today we honor:
1.This woman who riffed on the catchphrase like she was opening for Joan Rivers at the Comedy Store in 1987.
2.And this man who sounded like he should be opening for peak Andrew Dice Clay.
3.This hero who took a meme to the next level by adding a "Calgon" hashtag.
4.And this patriot whose meme boldly put the catchphrase up front and center.
5.This mom who looked like she was starring in the the greatest "Calgon, take me away!" commercial that never was.
6.This poet who personified Calgon as a Van Halen-loving rebel.
7.This jokester who should probably call poison control.
8.And this funny guy who didn't care how many damn kids don't get this joke.
9.This '80s survivor whose "Take me away!" face is Hall of Fame worthy.
10.This iconoclast who dropped his reference in a hashtag when it was cold and rainy.
11.This pot enthusiast who was crazy enough to try to get the attention of comedian Doug Benson with a Calgon joke.
12.This minimalist hero who thought tweeting the catchphrase all by itself said everything.
13.The genius who saw this cute animal photo and thought the perfect thing to pair it with was a thirty-year-old catchphrase.
14.This woman who deserves an award for daring to put "internet" and "Calgon, take me away!" in the same tweet.
15.This selfie star who defiantly rejected thirty years of catchphrases in favor good ol' Calgon.
16.This blogger, who not only dared to title her blog post "Calgon, Take Me Away," but asked people to retweet it.
17.And this hero, who does not have time for people who think her hashtag game is way, way out of date.