Parents·Posted on Feb 2, 201523 Things You'll Never Hear A Parent Say“Disneyland is actually quite affordable!”by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. “Tell me more about Minecraft!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. “A kids grilled cheese for just $11? What a steal!" View this photo on Instagram 3. "I am so over sleeping in." 4. “If I could relive one minute over and over for the rest of my life, it would definitely be the one after I tell my kids it’s time for bed.” 5. “Finally, it’s date night! Shall we go to Chuck E. Cheese's?” 6. “Even after three years the backseat of my minivan still looks brand new!” View this photo on Instagram 7. "Thank you for the unsolicited critique of my parenting.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. “I sure hope my neighbor turns on his leaf blower during naptime!” 9. “I think it’s so charming when you refer to my baby as ‘it.’” 10. “There’s no better time for a waiter to take 20 minutes to take your order than when you’re eating with kids." 11. “I can’t wait to explain sex to my kids!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. "Stepping on a Lego is so refreshing!” View this photo on Instagram 13. “Yes! Parent teacher conferences!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. “Is there a more stress-free moment than when your kid is at bat in Little League?” 15. “No fair! You got to put the toy together last time!” 16. “My favorite part of being pregnant was all the random people who came up and touched my belly.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. “No, I haven’t lost all the baby weight yet. How sweet of you to notice.” 18. "The people on parenting message boards are so nonjudgmental and supportive!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. "It would be super helpful if you could glare at me and my baby this whole flight." 20. "Gee, I hope my kid asks for a glass of water at 4 a.m. tonight!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. “Please just take one bite of chocolate. Just one, and then you can go back to eating your vegetables.” 22. “Disneyland is actually quite affordable!” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. "I just haven't been to enough children's birthday parties in this life." Nope. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF