1. You can't help but feel a little uneasy when your kids eat Pop Rocks.
Yeah, you know that whole thing about a kid dying because he ate Pop Rocks and soda was an urban legend, but still...
2. You get irrationally annoyed when your kids complain about having to do a book report.
3. It's occurred to you that you'd lose your shit if your kids went off for hours at a time without checking in like you used to.
4. You've confused your kids on more than one occasion by dropping an 80's catchphrase.
5. You can't wait to show your kids Back To The Future, but are petrified they might not like it.
6. There are other favorite movies from the '80s, though, that you won't show your kids because they're questionable by today's standards.
7. When you hear "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer" at Christmas, you can't help but sing the "New Kids" parody.
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This version hit #1 on playgrounds nationwide back in the day.