1. When Dax Shepard fell head over heels:
I rescind my early statement, "I could never fall in love with a girl who regularly poops her pants" (I hadn't met my daughter yet).
2. When Danny Zuker was the best/worst dad ever:
"YOU ARE THE WORST DAD IN THE WORLD!" screamed my daughter, contradicting the mug she once got me and now I don't know what to believe.
3. When James Van Der Beek and his son had a LONG day:
#Disneyland got me like...
4. When Ken Jennings found some questions he might not know:
Booking plane tickets for a family trip is a fun little test to see if I still remember all my kids' birthdays and genders.
5. When Jim Gaffigan got this "interesting" card:
I'm so proud of my 2-year old picking out this sticker for me.
6. When Ryan Reynolds was suffering from cuteness overload:
LOVE dressing my daughter in baby clothes. The itsy-bitsy pink pajamas. The tiny white socks. The black leather mask. Cuteness overload!
7. When Joel McHale was firmly pro-vax:
I'm going to personally vaccinate my kids tonight. Giving them a ten second head start.
8. When Conan O'Brien ruined Christmas:
I love seeing the look on my kids’ faces on Christmas morning when I tell them we’re Hindu.
9. And when he taught his kids about math the hard way:
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
10. When Drew Brees wasn't sure if his son was a future athlete or goofball:
Bowen trying to tell Baylen to focus at swim practice today. Or he's just bringing back the Three Stooges
11. When Michael Ian Black wondered what he'd done to deserve this:
Going to my kids' spring concert which I guess is karmic punishment for some atrocity I committed in a past life.
12. And when he was suffering from serious Frozen fatigue:
Watching "Frozen" again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she's going to fucking watch it every day until college.
13. When Mario Lopez's daughter was more than camera ready:
WARNING! Do not leave your phone anywhere near my daughter. She will figure out your code & take selfies with it...
14. When Jimmy Kimmel realized he had his hands full:
Fairly sure my new baby daughter is plotting something.
15. And when Perez Hilton realized the same thing:
My son is now NEGOTIATING bed and nap time! I just had to do four books and three songs! He's gonna be one helluva businessman!!! #JRhilton
16. When Josh Duhamel had fun with his son's first birthday:
1st you steal all the attention, now you make me wear this stupid hat?! Happy Birthday Axl!
17. When Dean McDermott was every parent:
The phantom Crayola bandit strikes again. This time under my arch support. #pranksterkid
18. When Max Greenfield's daughter had life figured out:
"No matter what I'm eating my heart always says dessert" - my 4 year old daughter
19. When Adam Scott fretted about the future:
My daughter says every boy in the world has a penis, even Santa. So sad that one day she'll learn there's no such thing as Santa's penis.