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When your parents take the kids for a few hours:
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What it's like trying to use the bathroom with a toddler:
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When your baby is on to your bullshit:
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When your kid walks in on you and your partner eating ice cream after you specifically told them you were out:
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How your single friend reacts when you actually show up to their party:
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Trying to keep tabs on both of your kids when they're acting crazy in public:
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When you've had it with your partner for not helping out with the kids:
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When your kid wakes up and you realize the "Tooth Fairy" forgot to come:
9.
When you're watching your kid trick or treat at a stranger's house:
10.
When you're super tired but still trying to listen to your kid describe an episode of My Little Pony:
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When your kid is given a bad gift but trying to be polite because you raised them right:
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When your kid talks back to you:
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When you show your discerning baby an episode of Caillou:
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What your kid sees when you try to act cool:
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Waiting in the dropoff line at school:
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The moment your kid hears their first dad joke:
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And when someone makes the mistake of messing with your kid:
