1. 1. Your parents haven’t been as supportive of your breakup as you’d hoped.
4. 4. Things with your “work spouse” have suddenly become really awkward.
7. 7. You receive an invitation to a wedding with a “plus one.”
8. 8. You used to find Taylor Swift’s music inspirational, but now you think she’s full of crap.
10. 10. You get super-annoyed when your friends say you could do better than your ex.
11. 11. You change your relationship status on Facebook from “Single” to “It’s Complicated.”
14. 14. You conclude that your expectations for the relationship were unrealistic.
15. 15. You decide you want to be friends and set up a coffee date.
17. 17. But then you get to the coffee shop, see him arrive wearing the same smug expression and stupid shirt he always wore, and realize you absolutely were right to break up.
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