Testimonial: "Aladdin was terrible. He took the longest route even though he knew how big the surge was. Plus the ride was windy as hell!"
Testimonial: "The Fairy Godmother was great. Clean car, timely pick up, no weird route. It was great until she kicked me out at 12.00am."
Testimonial: "She was a little bit cold... and that's not even talking about the ride itself."
Testimonial: "Flynn was fine until he heard police sirens. After that he sped down an empty street and threw me straight off his horse."
Testimonial: "King Triton obviously hates humans. I don't even know who could have given him a .6"
Testimonial: "The ride was great. There was no awkward small talk. That's my biggest pet peeve."
Testimonial: "It was OK, except she kept stopping and asking old willow trees for directions."
Testimonial: "The ride was quick and all, but the smell of rotting dead fish was really over whale-ming."
Testimonial: “The ride was smooth and all, but after a while he just kept yelling at me to think happy thoughts.”