15 Of The Worst Things That Can Happen While You're Trying To Masturbate

    Sometimes, trying to rub one out can be stressful, bruh.

    1. You could forget your lubrication, which is pretty dang sucky.

    2. Which means you're gonna have a pretty dry rubbing session.

    3. You could realize you've misplaced your headphones.

    4. In the event that you do have your headphones, you can only have one ear bud in.

    5. You could have a slow internet connection.

    6. Speaking of a slow internet connection, this means you'll have to wait a long time for your "special video" to load.

    7. You want to cry when you see that one of your favorite "special movies" has been deleted!

    8. If you're using your phone, your mom could call, which would be one of the worst damn things ever.

    9. You want to scream (silently of course) when the video stops playing for whatever reason.

    10. You could forget your towel.

    11. And if you don't have a towel, you'll just use whatever is near to catch your fluid.

    12. Should you have roommates, you have to hope you don't let out an audible moan.

    13. You could have someone walk in while you're in the middle of this private moment.

    14. Just as your about to excrete your juices, your "special video" lands on a horrible, horrible frame.

    15. After you finish ejaculating, you pull your underwear up only to have a bit of dribble come out.

    But hopefully you don't encounter any of these obstacles.