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Look at this glorious photo. Look at all the carbs! The starch! The cheeeeeese.
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And this, too. That bacon looks so delicious and crispy.
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Wouldn't you love to dive into these gorgeous noodles?
4.
Oh. My. Gawd. It's like they got a churro and then got some chocolate and made one sexy-ass churro concoction.
5.
How are you managing so far? Are you gonna make it through?
6.
Don't give up! Look at these tots! My goodness.
7.
Are you losing it? I think you may be.
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You can't even handle how amazing these foods look.
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Like, look at this gigantic chicken sandwich. Whew.
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And more chicken, but with gravy!
12.
If only you could bite into this sushi.
13.
Here it is. The slice of pizza that will send you over the edge.
14.
You're almost to the end. You can make it!
16.
*Begins softly stocking skewers, singing a song made in its honor*
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And finally, this colossal burger. Can you even?
