1. "Wait, that's your father?"
2. "I am so hot right now."
3. "I should quell my urge to scream like a pterodactyl right now."
4. "Wait, how old is he?"
5. "He's 54?! Well, I could make it work with a senior citizen."
6. "And this is, like, your biological father?"
7. "Oh, he's still married to your mother?"
8. "Well, that's about to change really quickly 'cause I'm about to become your stepmother, dear friend."
9. "I wonder if he'd let me do a little dance for him. Ya know, something simple."
10. "So...I really think your father and I should hit the dance floor. I have a few moves to show him."
'Cause we can do this right here, right now!