You are a good person.
You are a good person.
Janis Ian. I won the quiz!
I get excited when my friends have kids. Two people I like combining their powers to create a human hybrid of awesome? Hooray! Just don’t make me go to the baby shower. I’ll send a gift, but those parties are the worst.
That poor goat doesn’t look like he’s having fun.
Jennifer Lawrence! I win!
In high school, Perkins is where we’d always run into our rival gang – The Retirees.
I feel really bad for laughing at this. Now excuse me, I have to go give my life savings to the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence.
I sold my car before I moved to Chicago. I highly recommend it.
70! Got tripped up on some of the video game stuff – I only had a Sega, which my mom gave to the boy scout rummage sale while I was at summer camp. My childhood was sad.
Onion goggles are a godsend. I cook a lot and it sucks to have to spend half an hour slicing a single onion because I have to keep taking breaks to go to escape to the other side of the house.
I was a teenager in the early 2000s and can say with confidence that whoever compiled this list was either in elementary school at the time or just incredibly lame.
Jesse, it’s not the water that’s dangerous, it’s how unpredictably the water moves (surges, etc.) as well as what’s IN the water. Floodwaters tend to sweep up lots of debris, including broken glass, tree limbs, garbage (including medical waste and biohazards), screws and nails, metal, etc., etc. Playing in floodwater is extremely dangerous – it’s not a swimming pool.
Photo article in video form = saddest shit I’ve seen today. You’re doing everything wrong. You can not internet.
I love that girl’s reaction when she realizes it’s Justin Timberlake.
“10 Things to Do with the Friends You Already Have”
All of these pictures are from the fake camps built to attract the spawn of the wealthy. It’s not real camping if you sleep in a bed, wear skirts, and have freaking tennis lessons. I went to one of these with a friend one summer and it was the most miserable week of my life. The place was filled with whiny, clueless brats who couldn’t roast their own hot dogs (whereas at my camp, we made everything over an open fire, from foil dinners to the infamous Egg Roll Experiment of 2001). And no hiking. The woods were “dangerous.”
Yeah, this is kind of a rant. I’m still bitter about the whole experience.
Edison didn’t invent the light bulb. He bought the patent from the actual inventor, J. W. Swan. The fact that this doesn’t seem to be common knowledge is pathetically sad.
And so. Much. Gas.
The only skyscraper Frank Lloyd Wright ever built is in Oklahoma.
I have a hard time believing you don’t give a fuck when you won’t use the word itself.
That awkward moment when American Express is so out of touch they think people still carry check books around.
#5 is Ravenswood Books! Best used book store in Chicago.
#4 is what I aspire to. When big toaster is mine, I will know I have conquered life.