13 Things That Goths Are Unlikely To Say

Things you'll never hear a stereotypical Goth say.... If you'd like to see more artwork like this, take a look at my website www.BlackWaterFall.com, or my deviantArt page http://trellia.deviantart.com.

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“Anyone for a nice game of rugby?"

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“The language in this book is a bit too flowery for me.”

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“Does this colour make me look a bit washed out?”

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“I don’t look too over-the-top, do I?”

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“Morgana’s such an odd name for a child, don’t you think?”

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“Does it come in yellow?”

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“What day is Halloween again?”

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“Tim Burton’s Batman Returns was way too dark for my liking.”

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“Sisters of who?”

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“This room could use a little more light.”

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“Pass me the instant tan, would you?”

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“I think Twilight is a real, positive improvement on the formulaic vampire genre.”

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“Actually, Emo and Goth are pretty much the same thing.”