The very first night in the hospital after having our baby, my boyfriend and I were changing his first poop diaper. (Since I had literally JUST had a baby, things were not all 100% down there—think stitches and blood and pain. Granted I have a pretty weak bladder to begin with.) Unfortunately I think farts are hilarious and little 1 day old baby farts were enough to cause me to pee my hospital gown right on the floor of our room as we changed our baby’s diaper. I quickly waddled my way to the bathroom and left a lovely trail of pee behind me. Again, because I had just had a baby, I wasn’t much help with the clean up (squatting, kneeling and bending were out of the question) so my lovely boyfriend had to clean it for me.