I don’t need a motherfuckin’ reason! This guy is awesome!

Is this really a surprise?

@alicial sorry your dad didn’t love you.

After reading that fucked up list of fucked up movies this has restored my faith in humanity. Sheesh.

Nope. Not even a tear.

I agree Marlin should be on the list!

Mike Riggs is a dumbass.

Oh America. What are we going to do with you? Thanks for ending this post with some positivity.

I really don’t think Snooki deserved the SMH. Not being a big fan of her in the first place and having pushed a human through my kuka, I thought the advice was sound. I’d stray away from wiping lady business in that manner but I think she did a good job. Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you need to talk/act prim and proper all the time. Terrible thing about her face though… What has she done?!