Where I’m from, if you turn the Jay-Z one upside down (so your index fingers are pointing to the ground instead of upwards) it basically means you’re calling someone a cunt.

No Jaime, no party.

I don’t care if the teenagers are idiots now, at least my career choices aren’t confined to housewife, nurse or teacher.

I love the eurovision in spite of myself. My friends and I have an elaborate drinking game with a scoring system.

You are not alone. Go out there and find the others like you.

I work on a TV show and this stuff is the bane of my existence. Why did I even click on this article? Masochism.

Shut your whore mouth! All These Things That I’ve Done is a modern classic!

Does this mean Gerard Way will write more Umbrella Academy? I liked Umbrella Academy.

Scottish tablet is fucking AMAZING