1. So The Meatball Shop is this New York-based restaurant that specializes in — what do you think — meatballs. And these two dudes are the owners.
2. Mr. Dude #1 on the right is Daniel Holzman and Mr. Dude #2 beside him is what dreams are made of.
3. His name is Michael Chernow and for the love of GOD get me a chair now.*
*I had to.
4. Given how devastatingly handsome the man is, he’s been tapped for ad campaigns by nearly everyone.
5. Here he is smirking and looking like the rest of your life for J. Crew.
7. And sweating aggressively for Equinox and Mr. Porter.
9. Other skills Michael shows off on his Instagram include his stellar selfie game.
12. Naturally, as a formally-trained chef, he shows off plenty of tasty things on his Instagram.
14. He also loves #throwbackthursday. Here’s Michael at 19 looking like every mistake you wanted to make in college.
16. The hunky restaurateur is married to model Donna Hemmingsen because apparently that’s how life works.
17. They’re incredibly cute and sweet and they make it so easy to be happy for them.
He captioned this, “Seven years ago today I married the woman of my dreams. @donnachernow I love you soo much!!” And Donna replied in the comments, “I love you too baby!!!”
18. And to what does this Prince Charming owe his fairy tale life?