1. So this commercial for Benefit Cosmetics starts out with this hunky guy getting out of the ocean…
OK, so far so good.
2. And then there’s this guy who gets out of a pool wearing a giant chain and he winks at you.
(Actually Simon Rex, aka “Dirty Nasty,” aka still not getting where mascara comes in, but OK.)
3. And then suddenly there’s Vinny from the Jersey Shore doing yoga???
4. Then a hunky guy just walking through a parking lot…
Still no mascara??