The 35 Greatest Moments Ever On "The Ellen Show"

Lots of dancing, scaring Taylor Swift, and also one frisky anaconda.

1. When she pulled off a flawless “Gangnam Style” with Psy and Britney.

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2. When she discovered the Shake Weight.

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3. When she literally tore off Mario Lopez’s clothes.

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4. When she got Barack Obama to show us his hip moves.

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5. When this absolutely perfect Photoshop happened.

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6. Pretty much whenever she walks out on stage.

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7. When she “walked in” on Jack drawing that naughty picture of Rose.

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8. When she terrified Emma Stone with a fake spider.

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9. When she broke this news to everybody who didn’t already know.

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10. And told us not to worry, cause it gets better.

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11. Whenever she speaks the truth.

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12. When she got Ryan Gosling into an adorable onesie.

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13. When she busted rhymes with Rebel Wilson.

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14. And when she danced perfectly with Amy Poehler.

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15. When she identified with Simon Cowell.

16. And when she identified with Kirstie Alley.

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17. When she said this undeniable fact.

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18. Literally EVERY TIME SHE SCARED TAYLOR SWIFT.

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19. But ESPECIALLY this time.

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20. When she called Taylor Swift gross.

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21. When she promoted these flawless little girls to stardom.

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Sophia Grace & Rosie a.k.a. the girls who blasted Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” out of this world.

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22. When she defied Team Edward and Team Jacob.

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23. When Robert Pattinson accidentally grabbed Taylor Lautner’s junk.

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24. When she dressed as Sofia Vergara’s infamous wardrobe malfunction.

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25. Basically whenever she was her flawless self.

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26. When she copied Lady Gaga’s look.

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27. When Chris Matthews accidentally grabbed her boobs.

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28. When Tony the DJ fell out of his chair.

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29. When Jeff Corwin brought a snake and it got a little too friendly.

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Relive that wonderful moment here.

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30. Basically whenever she interacted with Taylor Swift.

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31. When she showed Kristen Bell some sloths and Kristen freaked.

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32. Whenever she reminded us that sometimes boys are the worst.

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33. Whenever she preached about the good things.

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34. When she explained this golden rule of good humor.

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35. And basically whenever she broke that rule.