I know some of you ladies think Prince Eric is the hottest and best Disney prince. But I’ve got news for you…
But I’m ready to make my case.
2. He avoids kissing women despite strong signals that his advances are welcome.
Obviously he’d rather be kissing another dude.
3. He rocks some deep-ass V-necks, and has mastered the hand-on-the-hip pose.
4. Plus, he isn’t afraid to show a little belly.
6. His eyebrows are perfection. Obviously he has them either waxed or plucked regularly.
Or perhaps he has them threaded?
7. When given an easy opportunity, he doesn’t check out Ariel’s ass.
Notice how his eyes don’t even pause for a second to enjoy the view.
8. He often has conversations like this:
Where he is forced to give excuses for why he hasn’t found the “right girl.”
Though there doesn’t seem to be a shortage of single women in his hometown.
9. He rocks jeggings.
11. And he gives a sassy side-eye.
12. He gives his female friends makeovers.
13. He’s a skilled ballroom dancer, and is familiar with even the most complicated lifts.
15. A woman literally has to hypnotize him in order to get him to marry her.
16. Have you ever met a straight guy that rocks white gloves, a high collar, and a sash all in one outfit?
17. He makes a quick costume change before going after the sea monster.
Maybe he didn’t want to get sea water on his good sash?
18. 18. And is just too damn good-looking to be straight.
I can’t even begin to imagine how many beauty supplies he must use daily. Facial moisturizer, whitening toothpaste, leave-in hair conditioner…