3. He also LOVES dogs, which is an important and lovable characteristic.
4. Just look at the way his mouth crawls up when he’s happy. *swoons*
5. And he’s obviously very strong. He would be able to lift you with ease.
6. He has perfectly white and straight teeth and definitely brushes at least twice a day.
7. His hands and face are clearly baby soft, which explains why a stranger would be rubbing his cheek, and he probably puts lotion on every day to maintain his perfect skin.
8. Also his eyebrows are thick and lustrous and beautifully shaped.
9. And they are the perfect canopies for eyyyyyyyyyy — OH SORRY GOT LOST IN HIS EYES. What was I saying?
10. Oh yes, I was talking about his flawless face. With a jawline chiseled from marble…
13. Also he has beautiful calf muscles, which means he probably puts in work at the gym.
14. And his biceps are like those of Zeus.
17. He’ll woo you and not even care about all the frogs on his paddle.
18. Even when he looks hungover he’s still adorable.
19. And have you ever seen a man wear a collar like that as well as he does?
23. In conclusion Prince Eric is literally the best prince.
25. The End.
In The News Today
- For the first time in history, there are three major hurricanes in the Pacific east of the International Dateline at the same time. ›
- Four people working for VICE News who were detained by Turkish authorities on Thursday while covering political clashes with police are set to face terrorism charges. ›
- Oliver Sacks, the famed neurologist and author, died Sunday from cancer. He was 82. ›