Australia's greatest living cricketer doesn't mind getting on Twitter and Instagram to flex some muscle. But spare a thought... a committed group of fans are tirelessly posting hilarious comments to every tweet and selfie.
The comments are being gathered and curated by the Twitter account @WarnieComments. And there are truly sensational examples of what we'll call "tribute trolling".
They focus on Warney's questionable reputation with women.
18 holes a day and you still have time for golf shane struth
With special cricketing mixed-metaphors.
Need to work abit harder on your areas please Shane.
You're a weapon warne, rolled middle stump, you fucking beauty
And it really is relentless. The comments are endearing and @WarnieComments does an excellent job curating them.
Warney woke up like dis #flawless
White t under a short John unzipped. Fucking fantastic areas Shane
I bet you voted for Taylor Swift in the hottest 100 Warney.
Like take for example the time he posted an image of a spaghetti bolognese pizza...
Shaneo... Try a Hawaiian with bolognese sauce you will never regret. You're an Aussie hero.
It tastes like a mix between cat piss and garden mulch. Shit I love ham and pineapple pizza though.
Fkn Spag pies is all time. It's on. Best make a book of good pie recipes for next season.
Lay off the pizza shano or your mum will have to give you that magic pill again
That pizza should replace Shane Watson at number 3
Then there was that time Warnie posted an image with Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar.
I'd say "Bowling Shane" but the guy next to you just twatted you all the time so I can't
"The little master and I" Shane...proper grammar please
That's "the little master and I" Shane. But nice loop otherwise.
Or when he needed to inform his followers he was still a single man.
We all guessed that shaneo with the amount of sex pest likes you do on Instagram.
Sounds like this post was just an excuse to let all the ladies know you're still available Shane.
It's a relentless tribute to the King of Spin.
The K in S.K Warne stands for Kanye.
Warnie's social media trolls are like his cricket fans... they just want more!
'Gramming Shane! Keep up with the Valencia.