The government has turned around 20 asylum seeker boats since 2013.
“Turnbull is a daddy because he’s a silver fox with good teeth who’d take care of you.”
Calls grow louder to help Abyan.
They just couldn’t fix it.
The young man and the seal.
The singer, guilty of assaulting former girlfriend Rihanna, spoke out about being refused entry into Australia.
And the capital went wild.
*starts playing Maroon 5 song*
Perfect one day, gone the next.
“The Daily Telegraph isn’t worth my time…”
“Let me pour a little out… for Tony Abbott.”
The new Minister For ~Thirst~
As Joe Hockey announces shock resignation, the new PM sacks senior right wing ministers.
Here comes the Payne plane.