The Hand of God, Diego Maradona emerged from an Italian car and parted the reporters like Moses told the Red Sea, "PART!"
The Argentinean was here to speak to God's spokesman on Earth, Pope Francis: "Oh where art thou Pope?!"
And his Popeness revealed himself in all his glory, holding aloft a sacred ornament for the God's Hand.
OHMYGOD they were going to *touch*? Where was it written that they would touch?!
The Hand and the Voice.... *gasp*
It had been painted. LO INDEED! it was painted on the ceiling nearby.
The Hand and the Voice were one and the world was good and this was the pinnacle of Christianity.
The painting never touched.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, God.
They separated to reveal God's uniform: Argentina's national soccer team jersey.
For both of God's instruments were men of Argentina.
And the most biblical moment in the history of the world was sealed with tight hugs.
