The pick-up lines are transcribed below, because let’s face it, elementary school kids don’t have the best handwriting. Or spelling abilities, as is obvious.
Title Page: “4+6 Pick Up Lines”
Because saying 10 isn’t as badass.
2. Lines 1-4
1) are you a pokemon becuse I chose you
2) Did you fart because you blow me away
3) are you an egg because you lade on me
4) I forgot my number can I have yours
3. Lines 5-8
5) are you a test paper becuse I’m (?) my time looking at you
6) are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up
7) are you a fish because I chot you
8) Is your dad a terrerisd because your the bomb!
4. Lines 9 & 10 (plus some random drawings)
9) is your dad a baker because you have hot buns
10) If I could change the althabet I would put i and u together
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