16 Lies Everyone Tells

    "I love you even more than my cat."

    1. "I'm going to start getting up earlier."

    2. "I think I handled that pretty well."

    3. "No, I'm the biggest 'Star Wars' nerd ever!"

    4. "These shoes are actually pretty comfortable."

    5. "I love you even more than my cat."

    6. "I'm not that stoned."

    7. "Man, I hate it when my mom comments on my Facebook."

    8. "I've totally been flossing."

    9. "I don't have THAT big a crush on him!"

    10. "I love my thick hair."

    11. "I keep my bathroom pretty clean."

    12. "Winter break is going to be awesome."

    13. "I have a post-college plan."

    14. "I'm so much more mature now."

    15. "I know the best way to get there!"

    16. "Thank you, stylist, this haircut looks great."

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