I hooked up with a guy who got turned on by oil wrestling while eating Hot Tamales. It took forever to get the oil out of my hair and Hot Tamales are the least erotic of candies. But you know, sometimes you just gotta live your dream.
For the longest time I thought "Ridin' Dirty" was about anal sex. I was disappointed to find out that it wasn't because it was one less song about the topic that I knew.
The Sultan's arms look like pendulous breasts that are flying away in opposite directions because they realized that Princess Jasmine is actually a dick wearing a wig.
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