Because the name of the song is smells like TEEN spirit. Not team.

Its unfortunate that she gained weight after her pregnancies and didn’t know what else to do except to become delusional about how she looks. I’m all for the idea of being happy about who you are but when running on land isn’t an option for her, I don’t think that’s loving ones body at all. And I’ve just about HAD it with people bashing skinny women as if we’re somehow lesser that a woman with curves. On a more positive note, she could dress up as Ursula any day and look totally believable!

Just kept goin’ an’ goin’

Also, people may have exhausted the shaved-side-of-the-head-look, but its still a very edgy and aesthetically pleasing look, especially on women. And you took all the fun out of it by saying “do you know how hard those are to grow out?” I don’t think you know how awesome these people are to just shave off the side of their heads. Then again, if only you got out more often.

“the impossible-to-pull-off zebra garment” and Jumpsuits that “people continue to look really, really awkward” in, can be pulled off reasonable well. If only you got out more often…