Jesus. Yes, he was a douche when last in the spotlight (and probably still is). Now, though, he has an honest, unflattering, low-paying job, like most of us.  I hate this cynical, ass-hat generation more with every comment I read.

Ummm. There doesn’t appear to be any fencing on the right that would keep someone from retrieving the Frisbee…

Or you’ll end up with a PhD and working as a gym teacher at a high school. The days of getting a PhD in American Lit, getting tenure, wearing a tweed jacket, and getting paid to read Hemingway are over. Too many new grads, and too many old profs with tenure who (reasonably) won’t quit.

Why is the hyper link a backwards reference to CK stealing from Cook? That’s ass-backwards!

Oh, to be young and sure that teenage love will last…

Not real. From an interview: “Q: __And your character__ has a tattoo of Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree on his arm? A: That book is so fucked up; that story’s the worst. I mean, at the end the tree is a stump and the old guy just sitting on him; he’s just used him to death, and you’re supposed to want to be the tree? Fuck you. You be the tree. I don’t want to be the tree.”

I remember one called Osprey, too, that we played. Would have been the early 80s at that point.

Meat Puppets are 80s, yo. “Meat Puppets II,” which featured “Lake of Fire” came out in 1984.

I’m not usually a cynic at all, about anything (too old to be a hipster). But for some reason, this seems fake? Maybe because it is *so* over the top. Either way, it certainly takes some of the spotlight away from Ebert’s comment.

Not bad at all. I dug the Pryor bit.

Dude, that’s Max the magician, the owner/operator of The Max (the restaurant they frequented).

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She also said, in the movie Love Affair, “Fuck a duck!” to Warren Beatty. She was 87.

That was Macallan 12, right? Not the best Single Malt, but not vile!

I like satire as much as the next guy, but this is pretty freakin’ awful, whether you volunteer or not.