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    17 Things People With Bitchface Are Actually Thinking

    “I promise you that I’m happy on the inside.”

    1. "Do you want to go? You look like you want to leave.”

    What we're actually thinking:

    2. "You should smile more."

    What we're actually thinking:

    3. "Is something wrong?"

    What we're actually thinking:

    4. "Before I knew you, I thought you were such a bitch."

    What we are actually thinking:

    5. "Are you even having fun?"

    What we are actually thinking:

    6. “When I first met you I was totally intimidated by you.”

    What we are actually thinking:

    7. "I didn’t really know you had a sense of humor, you just don’t seem funny."

    What we are actually thinking:

    8. "Are you excited? I can’t tell if you’re excited."

    What we are actually thinking:

    9. "You'd get a lot more dates if you smiled more."

    What we are actually thinking:

    10. "Are you feeling OK? You look really bad."

    What we are actually thinking:

    11. "I'd invite you to come with us, but Kristin thinks you hate her."

    What we are actually thinking:

    12. "We're a bit worried about your attitude."

    What we're actually thinking:

    13. "What're you thinking about? You look like something is wrong."

    What we're actually thinking:

    14. ”What is wrong? You look so upset.”

    What we're actually thinking:

    15. ”Do you want to talk about this later? When you’re in a better mood.”

    What we're actually thinking:

    16. You’re too intimidating for someone to hit on you.

    What we're actually thinking:

    17. “You never really smile do you?”

    What we're actually thinking: