The 37 Wisest Things Michael Scott Ever Said

Michael Scott wasn’t just a man, he was a philosophical man. And without realizing, he taught us so much.

1. He spoke wisdom about his theory of leadership…

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2. On superstition:

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3. And on morning smells:

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4. His knowledge went even further, though, to pimples…

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5. The correlation between butt size and heart size:

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6. The genius of Wikipedia:

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7. And this simple truth:

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8. He was a pioneer in defining words…

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9. And his thoughts on freaking:

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10. He made this point:

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11. And spoke these words about equality…

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12. Because really, we’re all the same…

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13. He clarified words.

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14. And found the deeper meaning of everyday things.

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15. His words were profound, like Socrates.

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16. He could admit his faults in the purest of ways…

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17. But his confidence was awe-inspiring.

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18. He was a leader for men.

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19. And knew more about human relationships than those who study it.

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20. His wisdom was natural.

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21. He knew things.

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22. Like what the world would be like if a baby ruled it.

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23. And of the goodness of porn.

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24. He taught us what friendship really consists of…

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25. That pedophiles just CANNOT WIN AGAIN.

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26. And that the movie Willy Wonka is a thing that doesn’t exist.

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27. He enlightened us about joke-telling…

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28. The uplifting effects of ice cream…

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29. Music…

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30. And used a reasonable analogy to prove grief can be good.

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31. So remember, Michael was a wise, wise man.

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32. He taught us it aint no thang to poop…

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33. You should never do anything, ever.

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34. But if you do, do these three things:

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35. And that you can’t force things.

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36. So, even if sometimes Michael said this:

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37. It didn’t matter, because his profoundness far outweighed everything else.

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