1.
Because of Blockbuster:
2.
Because you weren't finished with that beer:
4.
Because you are actually in the afterlife:
6.
For that erectile problem:
7.
Because your mom is using the car right now:
9.
Because your sandwich order was not fulfilled:
10.
Because of an angry cat:
11.
Because of lame-o neighbors:
12.
Because you're getting swindled:
13.
Because grandma needs her beer:
14.
Because there's a full moon out:
15.
Because you can't sleep next to that noise:
16.
To get those damn hooligans off the street:
17.
Because the waffles were raw:
19.
Because math homework is hard:
20.
Because you wanted a WESTERN burger:
21.
Because you didn't ask for that marinara crap:
23.
To let everyone know the truth about Kelly Ripa:
24.
Because the bus stop is just too far:
25.
Because you've forgotten how to cook a turkey:
26.
Because of those damn broken zippers: