The Official Ranking Of The 45 Hottest Jewish Women In Hollywood

We know there are plenty of sexy men to light the menorah with you, but turns out we Jewish gals are in great company too. These women have all been approved by my brother, a nice Jewish boy.

45. Barbra Streisand

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OK, so Babs might not be the ~hottest~, but she is like, queen of the Torah, SO SHE’S ON THIS LIST. Plus, she’s still got it.

44. Sarah Michelle Gellar

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She married Freddie Prinze Jr. and had his babies. She obviously has something going on.

43. Goldie Hawn

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She’s a hot mom! A hot Jewish mom. A J-MILF.

42. Alicia Silverstone

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Honestly, she’d be higher up on this list if she hadn’t bird-fed her son. That was not hawt.

41. Lisa Kudrow

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Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? OH! It’s bagels! THAT’S AWESOME.

40. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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She’s funny, she’s the veep, and she’s No. 40 on this list.

39. Jennifer Connelly

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Congrats to Jennifer Connely on being in the top 70% of this post!

38. Selma Blair

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Same goes for Selma Blair. And also she’d be higher on this list if she hadn’t accused Elle Woods of sleeping with her law professor.

37. Amanda Peet

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Amanda Peet rhymes with Amanda Feet and I bet her feet are nice because they were chosen.

36. Brooke Burke

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Brooke Burke is on this list because she just is, OK?

35. Dianna Agron

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Yes it’s weird that there are two “Ns” in Dianna’s name, but you know what’s NOT weird? The fact that she’s on this list! Ha HA Ha.

34. Ginnifer Goodwin

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Ginnifer Goodwin got No. 34, OK? And that’s where she stays.

33. Evan Rachel Wood

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Hi, Evan Rachel Wood, nice to see you here in spot No. 33.

32. Jamie-Lynn Sigler

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Things are heating up!!

31. Maya Rudolph

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The Shabbat candles are on fire if you know what I meannnnnn! (What do I mean?)

30. Michelle Trachtenberg

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Harriet The Spy lands in at No. 30. CONGRATS TO HER. Seriously. I’m serious, let’s all raise a glass and say congrats. Now sip.

29. Kate Hudson

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She is the spawn of the J-MILF up there, and obviously the beautiful Jewish genes were passed along to her.

28. Idina Menzel

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Popular, she’s gonna be popularrrrrrrr (with everyone she talks to because they know she is cool/fun/pretty/responsible for your love of Broadway).

27. Elizabeth Banks

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“THAT IS MAHOGANY,” she said as she placed the seder plate onto the table.

26. Alyson Hannigan

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How I Met Your Mother, try How Your Mother and I Met Through Your Grandma’s Rabbi.

25. Sara Paxton

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sara Paxton. She seems like a nice young lady to bring home for Passover.

24. Natasha Lyonne

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Orange Is the New Black more like Thanksgivukkah Is the New Hanukkah because that holiday is tomorrow, yeah BOIII!!!!!

23. Rachel Weisz

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More like Rachel Weisz-she so pretty???!!! Amirite.

22. Gwyneth Paltrow

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GOOP is high on this list because she’s Gwyneth Paltrow but couldn’t break the top 20 because she nicknamed herself GOOP.

21. Sarah Silverman

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Baruch Hashem for Sarah Silverman. BARUCH HASHEM, I SAID.

20. Emmy Rossum

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This is now the top 20. This is when people stop being polite and start getting real. Welcome, Emmy Rossum. Please, take a seat.

19. Kat Graham

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This is the first Kat on the list, but not the last, I promise you that!

18. Kat Dennings

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I wasn’t lying when I said there was another Kat on this list. This is that Kat.

17. Zoe Kravitz

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Picture this: Zoe Kravitz and her dad Lenny Kravitz reading from the Torah. IT COULD HAPPEN!

16. Jane Levy

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A rare but beautiful Jewish ginger seen here.

15. Lea Michele

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Shalom. Lea got this spot not just because she’s a classy lady, but because my Hebrew name is Lea so obviously I have a special place in my heart for her.

14. Mélanie Laurent

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Not only is Mélanie gorgeous but she’s French. Which means she probably loves French fries, and French fries are potatoes, and potatoes are the main ingredient in Latkes, and LATKES ARE THE BEST HANUKKAH TREAT IN THE WORLD. It all makes sense.

13. Isla Fisher

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She converted to Judaism, but it counts because that’s how much she wanted to be Jewish, and we welcome her with open arms.

12. Ari Graynor

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For a good time call…your rabbi! (Because she’s Jewish and he may know her!)

11. Emmanuelle Chriqui

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Oh, look, it’s E’s girlfriend.

10. Nikki Reed

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WELCOME TO THE TOP 10, BITCHES! Shit’s about to get serious.

9. Gal Gadot

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I told you it was getting serious. And I was serious when I said it was getting serious.

8. Lizzy Caplan

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LIZZY CAPLAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

7. Bar Refaeli

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She’s Israeli, she is basically the definition of perfection, and her name is BAR, which basically means she’s probably a lot of fun because bars are cool places to go to and hang out with friends.

6. Scarlett Johansson

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More like Scarlett Johandsome. But, like, the female version of handsome.

5. Natalie Portman

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Aleph-bets are off when Natalie Portman enters the room! (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

4. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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MUST I EXPLAIN?

3. Rashida Jones

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Rashida Jones is the best friend I wish I had but would never want to be around because she’s almost TOO wonderful that her wonderfulness could be overwhelming. But she’s No. 3 because I mean, come on, look at her.

2. Alison Brie

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She may have chosen Community college but we know she would have been the coolest girl at Yeshiva. —joke contribution from my nice Jewish brother Eric

1. Mila Kunis

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WE’VE ARRIVED AT THE NO. 1 SPOT. You know why. Everyone knows why. Your dog knows why. Word has it 1,900 priests renounced Christianity and converted when they heard she was Jewish. Congratulations to Mila and to everyone else.

Thanks to my brother Eric Yapalater for assisting and advising me on this post and making sure Bar Refaeli made this list.

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