1.
That person who always needs attention:
2.
That person who apparently gets kidnapped inbetween texts:
3.
That person who is a LIAR:
4.
That person who is always in bed:
5.
That person you can communicate with entirely in emoji:
6.
The person that always wants to call you:
7.
The person who always is on low battery:
8.
The person who always has an excuse:
9.
The person who "doesn't notice" a text for about 24 hours:
10.
That person who's always "ready in 5 minutes."
11.
That person that has no concept of time:
12.
The person who stays completely silent:
13.
That person who always wants to show you a picture of their pet:
14.
The person who's just there to play with your emotions:
15.
The person who always has like, 100 messages unread on their phone like a dang barbarian:
16.
The green bubble person:
17.
The person who always FaceTimes by accident:
18.
That person that's always risking life and limb texting on a busted phone like this:
20.
The person who has no idea how texting works:
21.
And, more than anyone else, the phone company:
