32 Reasons Robert Downey Jr. Is The Most Perfect Man In The Universe

It’s undeniable, really.

1. He’s probably the sassiest celebrity out there:

The sassiest?

He’s even sassy when he’s not saying anything:

And he was even sassy when he was a kid:

2. But he still has some amazing stuff to say:

3. Not only is he good at English…

4. But he can also teach you math:

5. He’s never boring on red carpets.

6. He’s the only person on the planet who can pull off a fedora:

7. He makes a great cat:

8. And has totally rational thoughts about monkey purchases.

9. He has his priorities straight:

10. He has the best license plate:

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11. He once wore this in the ’90s:

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12. Actually, nevermind, he once wore THIS:

13. He’ll give you exactly what you want for your birthday:

14. And he literally has the best sunglasses collection EVER.

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15. And nobody takes off their glasses like RDJ. NO ONE.

16. He’s a master thief:

17. Because of… uh… this:

18. And uh… this:

20. …and this:

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21. He’s the king of frowning:

22. He makes a great laundry detergent:

23. And makes all other Pokemon irrelevant:

24. Also, he does this from time to time:

25. It doesn’t even matter if he can play the tuba, because he looks perfect with it:

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26. This weird punk mountain-climber outfit too:

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27. Have you ever even seen anyone rock blond hair like him?!

28. He’s always had cool hairstyles, though.

29. Have you seen him smile yet?

30. He’s like a fine wine…

31. Keeps getting better with age.

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Finer…

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Finest.

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32. Oh, and he’s more powerful than a God.

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