Hi, this is an announcement that Leighton Meester is the reason I hope reincarnation is real.
Because if you could become anything in your next life, OBVIOUSLY this would be the best possible outcome.
Because uh, you'd be Leighton Meester.
And that means you'd always look like you just stepped out of a magazine cover.
Or just fell from the earth out of an orb that came from a different planet full of people that lack any genetic flaw.
At somepoint in your next life as Leighton Meester, you'd get to be the best thing to happen to this red carpet.
And whenever someone took a picture of you the rest of the world would stop, and you'd be a glowing light in a sea of darkness.
There's also that other thing in which you'd be married to Adam Brody.
And the two of you would walk down the street while moving at the same pace and your right feet will be twinsies.
Also, you'll be endlessly cool while recording your music, you know, cause you can SING TOO.
And people will take pics of you being all cute and singy and shy, but it's your life, so whatever.
And look how fun your life is! You get to sit in a big floating chair on the beach
Anyway, back to how perfect you now are. Because this is you.
This is you.
This is you.
This is also you.
And this is you holding a drawing of you.
Enjoy your new life!
It's a #BLESSED one.
