1.
Desks are not your friend:
2.
Can openers are not your friend.
4.
Scissors are not your friend.
5.
Ice cream scoopers are not your friend.
6.
Baseball mitts are not your friend.
7.
Binders are not your friend.
8.
Fresh ink is not your friend.
11.
Smudged ink is not your friend.
12.
Cards are not your friends.
13.
Notebooks are not your friend.
14.
Mugs are not your friends.
15.
Classrooms are not your friends.
16.
Highlighting is not your friend.
17.
Guitar Hero is not your friend.
18.
Pens with labels are not your friend.
19.
Righties bumping elbows with you are not your friends.
20.
Keys are not your friend.
21.
And people... Well, people aren't your friends.
