3. Because she enlightens us on massive babies coming out of vajay jays:
4. And she uses the “Ü” even when there’s no reason for it, but it really spices the whole tweet up.
5. Because she’s not afraid to throw shade at Heidi Klum:
6. Because she makes us aware of when she’s standing naked on her balcony:
7. And she’s a hashtag pro, #nomoretramps.
10. And she keeps us up to date on her toe fungus which frankly more people should do:
11. Because she’s not afraid to dox her friends:
12. Because she went for twenty thousand grand grand:
16. And she’s just plain old right about some things:
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