1.
"Topanga" is a name that can be used for a girl
2.
Assigned seats are assigned for LIFE
3.
Celery is the most average of vegetables
4.
There is a town called Tree Hill, North Carolina
5.
You will find your soulmate in sixth grade
6.
You will have the same teacher for every year you are in school
7.
The opposite of funny = Wood
8.
It's all about the hair
9.
But never about the crimped hair
10.
Or this hair. Don't do this hair.
11.
Life's tough, get a helmet
12.
You'll be even cuter and funnier when you are older
14.
It's O.K. to be unique
15.
Got a locker at school? You'll be stuffed into it by guys that look like this
16.
Your teachers will let you live with them in times of need
17.
"Bromance" is a real thing. A really, real thing.
18.
Mr. Feeny is the wisest man on planet earth
